If there was ever an example of professional wrestling really needing to find some lines that it won’t cross, it would be this sit-down interview just posted on YouTube by WWE where Michael Cole interrogates Lana and Rusev about their relationship. In it, Cole attempts to clear the air on whether or not Lana was having sex with Dolph Ziggler and Rusev was sleeping with Summer Rae (while using grade-school euphemisms for sex, because WWE is PG, after all), because information about a wrestler’s private sex life is clearly necessary for wrestling fans in the context of a wrestling story line (we said “wrestling” a lot there in order to remind ourselves what WWE is supposed to be about. Sometimes we forget, for some reason). We know we couldn’t sleep at night without finding out exactly who is “going all the way” with whom in the sordid little soap opera that is this angle that just won’t stay dead.
On the bright side, we also learn that Rusev uses “the Facetime”. You have to give the Bulgarian Brute credit, at least he’s trying to make this thing work.
But don’t take our word for it, you can watch this ridiculously uncomfortable video right here!