The Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar, made his return to WWE last night on Raw, Paul Heyman in tow, his first time appearing on WWE programming since WrestleMania 32. Since that point, of course, Brock has defeated Mark Hunt in a match at UFC 200, after which he was immediately hit with two separate drug test failures by the USADA, and will likely be suspended from competing in MMA for a long time. However, WWE has announced that they won’t be punishing Lesnar at all, so he’s got a match with Randy Orton at SummerSlam. Everyone pretty much gives Orton absolutely no chance at coming away with a victory, but he did get the last laugh as Raw was coming to an end.
We have to give Orton (and WWE’s production team) credit, he really did come out of nowhere. Actually, thanks to a fan at ringside, we can show you exactly where Orton came from.
— The Captain (@thecaptainrowe) August 2, 2016
Sorry to go all “revealing the magician’s secrets” on you, but did you really think he appeared from thin air in a puff of green smoke? Because that…would have been pretty cool, actually. Maybe next time!