Tinder — the great online meeting/dating/hookup acquisition app for today’s youth. While it’s supposed to connect you with potential dating prospects, not everyone uses it for the same purpose.
This guy, who goes by the name of Blake according to his profile, decided that being himself wasn’t interesting enough for the ladies. So he adopted the life of a famous fictional character that you are likely familiar with:
Ring any bells? If you’re as clueless as Arianna, the unlucky girl who matched with Blake, then you should know that that profile would perfectly match the bio of Forrest Gump, if he ever had Tinder.
What follows is both hilarious and cringe-worthy, as “Forrest” tells Arianna all about “his” life and she eats it up with a spoon. I guess life (on Tinder) really is like a box of chocolates: you never kno…. ahhh, screw it. You know the rest.