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Star Wars: This Luke Skywalker Parody Twitter Account Is Even Better Than “Emo Kylo Ren”

Note: It probably goes without saying, but there are SPOILERS for pretty much all of Star Wars: The Force Awakens here.


Look, we all love the Emo Kylo Ren Twitter account at this point, which for those not in the know basically satirizes the main villain of The Force Awakens by tweeting out sad bits of teenage angst from his perspective. It’s pretty damn great.

Well, it looks like there’s a new king of Star Wars mopesville and it’s none other than series hero Luke Skywalker.

Here are a few samples of “Very Lonely Luke’s” bitter depression:

Hmm, was the rock’s name Wilson, by chance?


He even found time to write-up a Yelp review of his surroundings:

This exchange with the Charmin Twitter account reigns supreme though:

But hey, Luke isn’t just very lonely and sad. He’s also got a misplaced optimism streak a mile wide:

Wow, we hope Luke will be okay. Maybe Rey’s presence will help sort him out. Hopefully she remembered to bring the Charmin…

Nick Steinberg (@Nick_Steinberg)

Nick Steinberg (@Nick_Steinberg)