3. Batman and Axe Rhino
It finally happened. They ran out of things they could make out of bats so they just said “Hey, let’s start using rhinoceroses instead.” That has to be the only logical explanation for this toy that features some bizarre Medieval-looking armor and a robotic rhino that carries an axe embedded in his head. Because when a robotic rhino isn’t enough, you need a robotic Axe Rhino.
http://shop.mattel.com/product/index.jsp?productId=49834976 Source: Shop.mattel.com
2. Negative Threat Batman
Pretty much every Batman toy ever released has been self explanatory. Shadow Wing Batman, Wall Scaler Batman, Hover Jet Batman, the naming convention is incredibly simple—just think of an action he would do or an item he would use and then add a “Batman” on the end. Which is why the idea of Negative Threat Batman is so confusing. Is he specially equipped to handle a non-existent threat? Does he want to combat negativity? Or perhaps, in this form, Batman himself poses less than zero threat to anyone. In any case he comes equipped with some sort of hydraulic ice pick.
http://www.fishpond.co.nz/Toys/BATMAN-NEGATIVE-THREAT-BATMAN-Mattel/0027084302066 Source: Fishpond.co.nz
1. Anti Virus Bruce Wayne
When Norton Antivirus just isn’t enough, you need to pick up the Bat-phone and call Anti Virus Bruce Wayne. This guy knows how to handle malware. First, he’s got that awesome flame hula-hoop he must use to provocatively gyrate away any unwanted ads or e-mail spam. Next, he’s got some kind of translucent yellow armor that he probably uses to interface with your hard drive and check it for corrupt code. And finally, one can only assume that giant backpack he’s wearing houses his impressive Bat-Computer—tricked out with an Intel Pentium III processor, 128MB of RAM, and Sound Blaster Live! Cyber-criminals beware. Your days are numbered.
http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Mission-Masters-Deluxe-Action/dp/B00005OA5A Source: Amazon.com
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